What if I was a character in The Simpsons?
White van man -v- "terror"ist: which scares you more? Even ignoring the fact that white van man may be carrying gas cylinders, nails, and have fuel in their white van ... let's say white van man's driving an empty white van ... which scares you more?
White van man has competition. I've got my driving license back in my hand.
A letter arrived from the DVLA telling me they're re-issuing my driving licence. Strangely, "if you object to this decision you may be able to appeal".
What's the catsfather been doing?